Love Poems

Subject: Love Poems Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:56 pm

Women's
Love Poem
Before
I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's
handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks
before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's
gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my
chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me
a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my
behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my
very best friend.

Men's
Love Poem
I
pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf
course,
and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
doesn't rhyme and I
don't give a crap

Subject: Re: Love Poems Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:43 pm

Subject: Re: Love Poems Mon 28 Jul 2008, 1:54 pm

Subject: Re: Love Poems Mon 28 Jul 2008, 7:00 pm

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heres mine,right off the top of my cabeza...
I pray for a woman who has a big ol' ghetto bootie
and doesn't complain when i want a beer or two or 12
and one that doesn't scream allot or get naked and wield a butcher knife around
or brake sh!# in my car,or throw heavy items at me or my car.
One that doesn't have a eating disorder and say that i don't give a fu!@ when theres really nothing i can do about it,im not a doctor nor a psychologist cant cure mental issues nor diseases.
A girl who's a freak,but not a straight up slut,or intravenous drug shooter
or bi polar have father issues that get thrown back on me.
That's my poem,
its called "give me a chick that isn't a psycho"

Subject: Re: Love Poems Mon 28 Jul 2008, 10:16 pm

I like that one Keith

Subject: Re: Love Poems Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:21 pm

keith wrote:: heres mine,right off the top of my cabeza...
I pray for a woman who has a big ol' ghetto bootie
and doesn't complain when i want a beer or two or 12
and one that doesn't scream allot or get naked and wield a butcher knife around
or brake sh!# in my car,or throw heavy items at me or my car.
One that doesn't have a eating disorder and say that i don't give a fu!@ when theres really nothing i can do about it,im not a doctor nor a psychologist cant cure mental issues nor diseases.
A girl who's a freak,but not a straight up slut,or intravenous drug shooter
or bi polar have father issues that get thrown back on me.
That's my poem,
its called "give me a chick that isn't a psycho"

Not to be too specific...LOL

Subject: Re: Love Poems Tue 29 Jul 2008, 5:10 am

keith wrote:: heres mine,right off the top of my cabeza...
I pray for a woman who has a big ol' ghetto bootie
and doesn't complain when i want a beer or two or 12
and one that doesn't scream allot or get naked and wield a butcher knife around
or brake sh!# in my car,or throw heavy items at me or my car.
One that doesn't have a eating disorder and say that i don't give a fu!@ when theres really nothing i can do about it,im not a doctor nor a psychologist cant cure mental issues nor diseases.
A girl who's a freak,but not a straight up slut,or intravenous drug shooter
or bi polar have father issues that get thrown back on me.
That's my poem,
its called "give me a chick that isn't a psycho"

Man, you gotta lower your standards a little. They all fit in there somewhere. Just kidding, ladies. grin

Subject: Re: Love Poems Tue 29 Jul 2008, 4:39 pm

man, you must have ran across my ex-wife !!!!

Subject: Re: Love Poems Tue 29 Jul 2008, 5:36 pm

I would never assume that you're bitter just so you know..lol grin

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that was inspired by a few diffrent girls actually........

Subject: Re: Love Poems Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:24 pm

I am queen bitter just for the record....

keith can be king if he want Razz

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