My Dog Lives In This House

Subject: My Dog Lives In This House Mon 28 Jul 2008, 7:13 pm

My dog lives in this house. You are welcome to come and visit me anytime but we have a few things that you must understand before you visit. You must expect a few dog hairs to stick to your clothes. I vacuum and clean, but my dog lives here too.

You may be leaned on and find him in your lap a few times but he does this because he loves people and wants to say Hello. So if you feel that you are too good for his love then you are not welcomed here because this is his home too.

My dog is well mannered and very clean but if you are one of those people who think all animals are dirty and smell, then go away. You are not the type of person that I care to assoiciate with. If you dont like the sound of barking, then my home is not going to be a comfortable place for you to visit.

Do not expect me to lock my dog in another room during your visit. I have trained my dog well so he will not do anything to you except maybe want a pat on the head. I will not subject him to feel as if he is being punished by locking him away for no reason. That would be cruel. When you walk into my home, be careful not trip on a stuffed toy or ball. These are my dogs treasures and I will not take them away from him just to show you that I keep a clean house. He knows where all his toys are. They may not look like much to you, but to himn, they are worth more than gold.

You see, this is OUR home. We have been together since he was a small puppy scampering around the house. I raised him into a well mannered, beautifully behaved dog.

I am proud of him. I consider him my personal gift from GOD. He has done nothing but give me his endless love and devotion for many years. I love him dearly and want to make his years happy ones. As happy as he made mine.

When I was sick, he stayed right by my side, as I did his when he is not having a good day. A better friend I could not ask for.

When no one else cared, my dog did. He has given me nothing but pure joy and I love him endlessly. So please understand that I am not being rude. I'm just looking out for my best friend.

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Subject: Re: My Dog Lives In This House Mon 28 Jul 2008, 7:16 pm

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Subject: Re: My Dog Lives In This House Mon 28 Jul 2008, 7:35 pm

You know how many times I have wanted to tell people that...

Subject: Re: My Dog Lives In This House Mon 28 Jul 2008, 8:24 pm

LOL my brother had to be told this, he was always saying "put them dogs up", yeah right Sad

Subject: Re: My Dog Lives In This House Mon 28 Jul 2008, 8:40 pm

HAHA, No way, this is their house too..

Subject: Re: My Dog Lives In This House Mon 28 Jul 2008, 8:42 pm

That is awesome, Marty. I'm posting that on my front door. And another copy goes to the little lady....

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I've seen this before and I love it. I've had to tell several people that this is my dogs live here and they don't.

Subject: Re: My Dog Lives In This House Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:37 pm

*sniffle* Good post!

I should send that to my sister in law. I cannot stand it when she tells my dogs "get away from me, you stinky dog" or my brother in law gets upset because he cannot hear my tv over the sound of my dog's panting and actually requests that my dog be removed from the room.

It's his house too, you are just visiting, so have some respect for the hosts - all of them!

Subject: Re: My Dog Lives In This House Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:27 am

Excellent Post Marty goodpost

Subject: Re: My Dog Lives In This House Tue 29 Jul 2008, 6:31 am

LOL, i won't even make the dog move off the couch for company. They know where the extra chairs are.

Subject: Re: My Dog Lives In This House Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:24 am

damn Marty that brought tears to my eyes baby

Subject: Re: My Dog Lives In This House Wed 06 Aug 2008, 6:56 am

I just might copy this, it's currently needed here...

Subject: Re: My Dog Lives In This House Thu 07 Aug 2008, 1:02 am

I love it!!! it's going on the door right next to this...

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'niture.
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, they are an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college

Subject: Re: My Dog Lives In This House Thu 07 Aug 2008, 6:27 am

lol megz, that's what i tell people, "They live here, you don't"

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I loved that post I always hear people say I don't like pit bulls my response is always don't come to my house. One of mine is a pretty gross 16 year old female she has arthritis and is missing most of her teeth. Not a pretty sight but after 16 years together I told my husband the quickest way to a divorce is to mess with my Baby HA HA

Subject: Re: My Dog Lives In This House Sun 10 Aug 2008, 1:16 pm

LMAO, you should fit in just fine...lol

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