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PostSubject: another funny   Thu 25 Sep 2008, 9:12 pm

MOTHERS ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO HER DAUGHTERS AS FOLLOWS:



* Don't imagine you can change a man --- unless he's in diapers.


* What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? --- You shut the door.


* If they put a man on the moon --- they should be able to put them all up there.


* Never let your man's mind wander --- it's too little to be out alone.


* Go for younger men --- You might as well because they never mature anyway.


* Men are all the same --- they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.


* Definition of a bachelor --- a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.


* Women don't make fools of men --- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.


* Best way to get a man to do something --- suggest he is too old for it.


* Love is blind --- but marriage is a real eye-opener.


* If you want a committed man --- look in a mental hospital.


* The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years --- Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.


* If he asks what sort of books you're interested in --- tell him checkbooks.


* Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes --- it means that you laugh at his
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PostSubject: Re: another funny   Fri 26 Sep 2008, 7:39 am

Gotta admit, that's pretty funny. moon
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PostSubject: Re: another funny   Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:03 am

lol! Those were good, I like this one the best:

"Best way to get a man to do something --- suggest he is too old for it."

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