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PostSubject: a funny joke   Sat 20 Sep 2008, 12:16 am

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> A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
> "WOW!" the social worker exclaims. "Are they all yours?''
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> "Yep, they's all mines," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that
question a thousand times before.
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> She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats.
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> "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need
all your children's names."
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> "Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named 'Leroy' and the girls are all
named 'Leighroy'."
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> In disbelief, the case worker. "Are you serious? They're ALL named Leroy?"
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> Their momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's time to get them
out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An when it's time for dinner,
I just yell 'Leroy!' an they all comes a runnin. An' if I need to stop the kid
who's running into the street, I just yell Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the
smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy."
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> The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and
says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole
bunch?"
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> "Then I call them by their last names."=
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PostSubject: Re: a funny joke   Sat 20 Sep 2008, 7:57 am

LMAO!!!!!!!!! clap
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PostSubject: Re: a funny joke   Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:50 am

good one
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PostSubject: Re: a funny joke   Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:54 pm

OH, that's good.
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